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Originally Posted by JFK
Nope, If she did, I would of posted this one 
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong ?
Made her chain too long  |
I was going to post that one.
It was our Anniversary a few weeks ago. Eva asked me to take her somewhere she had never been before.
I took her to the kitchen.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.