Bored out of my mind, would like to write about poo, for you. Shit me up! English is my first language and I know how to spell. This applies to everyone I'm currently writing for as well.
ilikepoo at ilikepoo dot com, or ICPOO. Either one works. CurrentlySober (ish) I only take Poopal.
DISCLAIMER: I will probably just type the word 'Poo' 100 times, however I may use the phrases 'i like' and 'i cant afford' a few times as well... (If I feel like it...)
At least I'm honest 