This is one we did to Mark Kulkis, who used to be at AVN before he left for his own company Kickass.
My brother and I were pushing for a story on Homegrown Video hitting the 500 title milestone. Instead of a story we were given a paragraph buried in the mag with a small headline that read "Big fucking Deal" then went on to describe me and my bro having "Dr. Suess sounding names" and other affronts to our honor. So we knew we had some serious payback to deliver.
At the AVN show in Vegas, we went out early and got some breakfast and some green food coloring. We went up to Mark at the show and said "Let's let bygones by bygones, here is breakfast on us, no hard feelings". When Mark opened the lid, inside he had a big heaping helping of green eggs and ham. Inside the top of the box we wrote "I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere." He laughed about it. So then we said let's get a picture of us all shaking hands and get something in AVN about how we are all friends again.
My bro and I wore plain black shirts. We got the pic and sent it to our friends at Hustler, they doctored it up so our shirts read "I'm with stupid" and "He's a dick" and had arrows which of course pointed at Mark in between us. They ran a small bit in Hustler with that version of the picture and an article mocking Mark and AVN.
He was a great sport about it and of course once he left his editorial position there he stopped being so corrupted with his power and became a very decent chap.
But we weren't done with getting back at AVN... pulling a prank of monumental proportions that even involved the cooperation of Slash from G&R... but I can save that one for another time.
