Originally Posted by bossku69

One of the better ones was one year on April 1st (April fools day) I created this fake eviction notice to leave under the door for my ex-gf to find. Said the reason she was being evicted was because she wouldn't take it in the ass or do ATM on command...

I thought it was hilarious and figured she would read it. I placed the note and thought before she got home from work I would run out to the store to get stuff for dinner. Ended up getting stuck at the store longer than I thought and come home to see she is home early. Shit, I wanted to see her reaction.

Instead, I come in to see her lying on the floor crying and on the phone with her mom. I walk in an she holds the note up to me saying "we've been evicted!!!" and starts whaling. I had to tell her to hang up with her mom and told her it was a joke.

Although my claim of it was her fault she was upset because she didn't read it didn't pan over because she faxed the letter to her dad at work

Originally Posted by bossku69

There was no anal for me for a while after that... not to mention a bit of awkwardness around her family