A few years ago I was staying at the downtown Marriott in Atlanta and ordered room service breakfast. A friend was in a room down the hall. After I took a huge dump I got the plastic liner from the ice bucket, picked a good sized turd out of the bowl and put it on my dirty plate. Nicely rearranged the fruit garnishes around the turd, put the silver plate cover back over the plate and carried the tray to my friends room, put it down in front of his door, knocked and hauled ass.
According to him he vomited
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