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When I was young my friend and I talked this "slow" kid we knew into selling toilet paper door to door. We gave him a single roll of toilet paper and sent him on his way, and watched him from behind the bushes as he knocked on each door, offering toilet paper to the confused and bewildered home owner.
Heh.
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A kid in my neighborhood found a roll of blank raffle tickets in his house when we were real young, like the kind they give out at carnivals. So we went around door to door saying we were selling raffle tickets for our little league team, and we made up a bullshit list of possible prizes they could win. We had them write their name and phone number on two tickets, we gave them one and we had a little bucket to throw the other one to try to make it look semi-legit. We did it for about a week and made like 200 bucks, which was awesome for a couple of ten year olds. God, I was such a little bastard when I was a kid.