Originally Posted by Loki

I'll start off with a very early one not a prank really but more of "payback"

was an early teen and did LOTS of 'bad' things, such as selling certain plants lol
there was this kid who stiffed me on a 'front' and he refused to pay up, his exact words were "What? you gonna call the cops on me? "

So.... I rounded up about 10 of my little goon friends and setup my old phone phreaking rig to my stereo (you could hear the phone via the stereo AND record it)

8 of the goons were scattered around town following this kid, they'd report back and tell me (and the other 2 at my house) where the kid was, what he was doing, etc etc etc.

I jumped on the phone and called the kids house and when his mother answered I explained to her the following (Paraphrased)

"This is Officer Cullen of the ____________________ Police Dept, is this Mrs._________? and you have a son named _________________, can you recall if he left the house wearing _____________________ and ___________________? Ok, well the reason for the call mam, there was a robbery/shooting this afternoon at the ___________________ store. and your son matches the description of the robber........."

At this time I get word that the kid is less then 6 houses away from his house

"Mam, We're having an officer bring him home and we need to make sure he doesn't leave, we have reason to believe he MAY be the robber/shooter but right now all we have to go on is the store video that only shows the back of the suspect, IF Mr._____________ recovers enough to give a statement OR we turn up ___________'s prints we will need you to bring him back so we may proceed"

At this time we hear over the phone a few things

1) mom is FREAKING OUT "I'll fucking kill him"
2) door slams and "MOM.... I'M HOME"
3 (my fav) the sound of PURE CARNAGE as his mom is screaming and beating the living shit out of him

Next day at school he showed up looking like he went a few rounds with Tyson, I walked up to him and whispered....

"Why should I call the cops? I AM the cops, and if you ever fuck with me again, I'll get your dad to kick your ass next time"

-Loki-