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I dropped a shrimp in the defroster vent in my stepdad's truck. It smelled so bad after 3 days that it made him vomit when he opened the door.
I buttered the top step on the patio and watched his drunk ass go for a trip down the concrete stairs.
Replaced his hair spray can with a can of bathroom tile cleaner that looked very similar. It made his hair curl up and did a chemical burn on his head.
Model rocket igniter clipped to the coil wire on his new truck, banded to a string of firecrackers. He started the truck and freaked the fuck out when the firecrackers started going off under the hood.
And I saved the best for last. Going to piss on his grave next time I'm in East Texas. Always told him I'd do it someday.
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