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Had a terrible dorm mate in college.
Took 2 McDonalds ketchup packs.
Bent them in half without breaking them
Made a tiny pinhole in each
Taped them to the underside of the toilet seat.
Next time he went to the bathroom he sat on the seat and the ketchup squirted into the toiletbowl
He thought he was bleeding internally
Told him it was a prank to stop him from calling 911
He moved out a couple days later
End of terrible dorm mate.
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