Most Americans are provincial idiots. They think because they went to Las Vegas and saw the fake Eiffel Tower they've been to Paris.
Europeans are, to most Americans, the place where their grand parents came from and/or the place where supermodel-looking fuckable bitches come from now. That, and the place where drunk-ass "soccer" (YES I SAID SOCCER) fans riot over a 1:0 score. Oh, and beer too good, expensive and unpronouncable for most American morons to appreciate.
Now, us New Yorkers are quite the differant breed altogether....
