Body like a 12 year old girl... if you get her to shave those little nooks and crannies properly. Not that I'd know or anything. Honest, guv'nor.
Bit of a brown bagger but that doesn't matter in a dimly lit room. Plenty of fat US tourists used to 18 year olds who look 35 will pay a premium for her. Tell them she's 15 and ask $500 a pop.
Also pull the Cambodian trick... someone under the bed to go through their pockets while they're banging away.
But seriously, use it to your advantage. Just make sure they don't have a fucking Dictaphone in their pocket when making the deal. Last thing you need is your face on Pattaya Daily News. After that it's gravy. Be sure to report back here after you buy your first Phantom.
