Originally Posted by alextokyo

Guy works hard to buy car. Gets car.
Is probably busy. Decides to take a shortcut like any normal person.
Cement looks dry. Turns out to be wet.
Doesn't get out for fear of getting cement in car.
Herd mentality ensues.
Rubberneckers and mouth breathers gather, feeding off each other with iPhones and digital cameras to bask in the moment.

The lazy, poor and ignorant start spouting about "karma" and laugh their asses off. Problem is they're still lazy, poor and ignorant.