Originally Posted by Felix, on GoFuckACat.com

It's been six months since this miserable twat moved in here and to my dismay, there's just no way of getting rid of him from our community. Since Christmas, along with all the other cats in the neighbourhood I've been peeing on the back and front doors of the house every night, and stinking up the place! The smell is atrocious and we really hoped the caterwauling would be driving him nuts!

Is there a way we can get rid of this fucker? He's been placing a mixture of paprika and black pepper around the garden and it's quite annoying and we'd really like him gone. What else can we do?