Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

My definition of 'Duck Butter' isn't sweat, but actually poo, but... ONLY when it is used as 'lube'

If you shit it down the toilet, then pick it up, its shit / poo etc... But if you shove an alien object up your anus AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU POOO. That is "Duck Butter'

MOO / YMMV...

PS: The reason I call it 'Duck Butter' is because you not only 'Quack' when it comes OUT... But, YOU QUACK louder, when it goes IN...