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Designer/client alternative glossary
Just for fun. Any more to add???
Designers glossary of terms.
We have over 10 years in the business
We still use photoshop 5
Ive worked for "big name company"
They hired me.. once. Then found someone better
Our designs convert!
They dont look very nice
I can start work tommorow
Nobody is hiring me... im crap.
The industry standard is $xxx
Its a figure i saw on someone elses portfolio
We handcode everything
We tried using sitegrinder but people started to notice
We are the best in the world/industry/forum
We are clearly not.
Special discount! Was $500 now only $150
Its worth $20
Logos only $10!!
Ive got a cracked copy of Djfonts
FREE Unlimited revisions
That get worse and worse each time you send it back to me
You dont pay until your happy!
We both know im crap. But im prepared to work for .25c an hour
Client glossary of terms
Take your time on this..
I want more than ive paid for
DO a good job on this and ive got tons more work for you.
I'll order a banner or two after
I can send you loads of work
I want something for free
I used to be a designer too
I'm going to pick holes and critisize eveything you do. IM your NIGHTMARE client!!
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