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Old 02-23-2012, 07:35 PM  
johnnyloadproductions
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It's nice when you get this reply on a dating site...

Me: You should come over to my house and watch a movie with me...
Her: awww, ok. 555-555-5555

We of course exchange several more lines than that though. I remember when I first moved into my house that I just bought, all 800 sq ft of it, I invited a girl that was easily over 300lbs over, she stunk up the whole places and juiced all the towels I placed under her. Quite the experience. My friend that was in jail at the time got a letter from me about it and it made the rounds around the place a couple of times with several of the inmates reading it aloud (they could actually read was the surprising part).
But then you only have headshot pictures like this it makes you wonder, at least she may look cute looking up at me, she's 20 so no bad jokes about this:


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