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Old 03-07-2012, 05:41 PM  
SleazyDream
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Originally Posted by TheSquealer View Post
In my defense, i've never had this happen to anyone I know. I'm 5'9", 230 pounds, can bench 405 pounds with ease, deadlift 500 pounds with ease and squat 500 pounds with ease. I've got a long history in martial arts, boxing and kickboxing. I'm very quick to shut these people down and tell them to get the fuck away from me.

I personally think I'm an odd person to approach for something like this. Maybe its just that i dress very casually and usually in workout clothes and come off as being pretty relaxed. Maybe I just look like a sucker and lack a certain degree of self awareness

But only today did I actually start wondering what they are actually doing and got curious about it. This was the first time where it was clear they were pretty organized... brand new Escalade, clean cut, wearing matching shirts from an audio store, polished story, well pitched, paperwork etc.

At least now I know this is basically a free ticket to bitch slap someone if i'm having an off day... then again, I guess that's why they are always in pairs.

who cares if you're a 98 lbs weakling or hulk hogan. if you buy it, you'll never see them again.

used to have guys try this all the time on me when I owned a bar.... my favorite was on guy the ally who drove up on a bike and asked me to buy it. I screamed out "HEY, That's my bike!" and charged him. He shit his pants and I JUST missed grabbing him as he drove off as fast as he could. Sooo funny.
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