Quote:
Originally Posted by V_RocKs
So my neighbor knocks on my door.
"Hey, Jay... Just wanted to let you know they are going to be removing concrete from my back patio right now so it is going to be loud for about three hours, OK?"
WTF? Why didn't the fucking idiot tell me this was going to happen a few days ago so I wouldn't have planned to work in my office starting at noon until 4pm today?
I made a doctors appointment weeks ago for this morning. Had I known this was happening from noon to two or three I would have rescheduled the fucking appointment for 1pm instead of 10am!
@#%$&^*(^&$%#@%$&^* bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
|
In my country the neighbor won't ask you or warn you about that. Neighbors does not care if you have plans, because they have their plans and usually their plans are more important than yours. But let me tell you a joke to cheer you up:
A neighbor knocks on someone's door:
- Hey Brad, I'm making a list for a group sex with a bukkake at the end. The names of you and your wife are first in line, pretty cool right ?
- No! Absolutely NOT !!!! That's rude - I refuse !!!!! (@#%$&^*(^&$%#@%$&^* bang!bang! etc...)
- Okay then... A note to myself: Brad is not going to take a part with the group sex party....