Hello friends, I know many of you are busy today doing this and that, but I urge you to take a moment out of your day and give props and thanks to all things fake!
I just read a news report about fake election results and it was no surprise to me to read the report but if anything it confirmed what I already knew and have come to accept...
here is the ink to the story...
http://sgtreport.com/2012/03/breakin...4-hours-early/
here is the list of things fake that we love,consume,and appreciate...
1. Fake elections - always and forever
2. Fake Birth Certificates - Who would do such a thing?
3. Fake weather - do you play with silver iodide or do you play with a haarp?
4. Fake Tits - Why go natural when you can integrate your body with vitamin and mineral enriched silicone
5.Fake gfy nicks - well we won't go there
6. Fake Cuckolding - Well we won't go there either....LOL
7. Fake Banks - But you didn;t hear that from me...yes there are companies pretending to be banks
8.Fake sugar - high fructose corn syrup good for your brain, good for your body, good for your intellect
9.Fake stats - Boy they really suck
10. Fake News - No such thing...everything you hear on nightly news is the truth
11. Fake wars - you know just wiping out a country when they have never even thrown a stone at you
12. Fake Dicks - I will pass must have the real thing or nothing
13. Fake Justice - you get caught with a hemp flower for personal consumption, you get prison time... You bomb a country, kill men women and children, tell huge lies and get a nobel peace prize
14. Fake doctors - charge you 1200.00 for consulting, and treatment of staph infection, when they know that a $15.00 bottle of colloidal silver will cure it safely and quickly.
15. Fake Friends - The ones who smile in your face and twist the blade in your back
I know there is a lot more fake to be added to this list, so chime in with your glee and joy for all things fake! Who needs a blast of reality when we can swim and bathe in a lake of fake
