Originally Posted by DWB

When I first when to Pattaya I met this kooky cat named Dr. Seuss. He was a freaky old dude, used to love eating green eggs on Soi Buakhao. He turned me on to all sorts of things in Pattaya and taught me how to bang hookers the right way. He had this tattooed on his back:


You can bang them in a box, you can bang them with a fox.
You can bang them in the rain, you can bang them on a train.
You can bang them in a boat, you can bang them with a goat. (my favorite)
You can bang them in a house, you can bang them with a mouse.
You can bang them on Soi 6, you can bang them with raw dicks.
You will bang Pattaya hookers you see. You will bang them all with me!


He said those words were going to make him famous but he needed to clean it up a bit. Not sure what ever happened to the guy.