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fucking huntsman, woke up one night and there was one on the wall above my face. Sprayed nearlu a whole can of "BUG OFF" on it, then hit it with a shoe and it dropped down the back of the waterbed. Went to clear it away in the morning and the fucker had gone.
Put my bike helmet on one day, went out in the drive to go for a ride and pulled down my tinted visor and one of the fuckers was there. I'm now the south pacific helmet remover record holder.
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