Originally Posted by DamianJ

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Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the forum for one second?


Hi kids, do you like pornography?
Wanna see me teach you all about adult photography?
Wanna learn about Eastern European geography?
Well pay attention to my ebook autobiography

My brain's a dead weight, had my cock sucked by a guy, but I'm still straight
Trying to figure out which paid for whore I want to impregnate
And Michael Ancher said "Paul Markham you're my czech mate
Uh huhhh, why's your face red? Mate, your talent is wasted
Well since age 12, into teenage pants I delve
All legal mind, I don't have a criminal mind
Got pissed off and bought a wife fucked her tits off
Now when I see a whore I give a loud cough
She be gobbling me up, and my cap I doff
I bought a really hard jig saw
And I fuck my bought wife until my dicks sore
Fuck her in all her holes, she's paid, I now got her soul
Gotta walk the dog, and put food in the bowl
That's my life, g, almost suicidal