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Originally Posted by Coup
Cool Product. But I have some concerns...
As a Crack Cocaine connoisseur, I would like to know if this product is an effective means for consuming Crack Cocaine. And if so, What are your recommended temp settings for the most effect hit?
Also, while consuming Crack Cocaine in the conventional glass stem, I find that I get "Geeked Out" and start combing through my carpets looking for rocks that may or may not have been dropped. Does vaporizing Crack Cocaine produce such side effects?
Your truly,
Marion Barry
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Dear Mr. Barry,
The DaVinci cannot be used in such a manner, nor can it be used to clean up the blood stains of dead hookers from DC-area hotel rooms. It also can not be used to make undesirable pages and interns "disappear".
It is the world's most advanced pocket vaporizer, but is not an instrument for crack use nor a miracle cure-all evidence erasing device. Sorry to disappoint you and lose a potential sale, but if you'd like some tips on vaping a new blend of watered down lemon extract laced with a dose of ginseng (also in a very light dose), let me know. It's a real mood brightener.
Thanks,
Marquis De Saddle
Third Shift Lead Janitor