I worked for the X Files as the UFO pilot.
After that the CIA got me into their offices to develope a mass destruction weapons, so I showed them how to use the TV to fool the masses.
After the CIA, the English goverment hired me as agent 008 because James Bond was getting old.
After all that, I had the enought expetience to work as B.A. Barrakus at the A Team
Also worked as a jedi, but that is a secret, so you do not have to read this line (delete this from your mind).
Now all say that I have a penis face and women love when I lick their pussies.
Of course... I'm uglly with small dick and small balls, so all people love me a lot
