Neither. After 30 years of dealing with women I'd much rather just whack off and fall asleep. Fuck relationships, gossip, and drama.
Dip your wick in it while you're young. The only way I could imagine having sex with a woman now is if she was ball-gagged and locked in a cage.
I do not give a fuck about Grey's Anatomy, your shoes, or how your ass looks in that dress. Shut up and leave me alone.
Mission accomplished.
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