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Originally Posted by Donny
If so, what are your reasons for disbelief in God?
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My faith in the Lord God almighty is as strong as my belief in The Tooth Fairy, Santa, alien abduction of white mid west trailor trash, fairies at the bottom of the garden, Gandalf, werewolves, the sanity of Johnnyclips, Trolls under the bridge, The Gruffalo, The Grinch, and 911 being a joint false flag conspiracy between the Jews, the CIA, the Illuminati, big Oil, and the NRA.
I also suspend logic and good sense when it comes to the Clangers and the Soup Dragon, reds under the bed, sex with virgins cures AIDS, The Catholic Church is definately not a hot bed of kiddy fiddlers, Orks, Dwarves, Elves, Hobbits, and Vampyres.
And odviously Dark Jedi is not a real Jedi cos he only has a 3 inch light sabre.
