Thread: Obama ate dog?
View Single Post
Old 04-19-2012, 07:16 AM  
brassmonkey
Pay It Forward
 
brassmonkey's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 77,036
Obama ate dog?

burger with bite

After all those jokes about Mitt Romney putting his dog in a carrier on the roof of his car, now the joke is on President Obama.

It is not a "man bites dog story." It is a future president eats dog story. No, not 'first dog, Bo.'

A conservative website, The Daily Caller, dredged up an old quote from President Obama's memoir, Drams From My Father, about his diet as a boy in Indonesia.

"And away from the dinner table I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher) and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)."

Now, Romney supporters could say "At least I didn't eat my dog."

Overnight hash tag "ObamaDogRecipes" became a twitter sensation. It included recipes like "Golden Fried Retriever," "Chicken Poodle Soup," "Eggs Rover Easy," and "Pug Chops."

One conservative blogger said: "The menu of doggie delicacies kept expanding by the minute."

That blogger contributed a 4-course meal: "Great Danish, Beagle with lox and cream cheese, collie-flower and German Shepperd pie."

Gleeful Romney supporters fired off jokes:

"What does Obama call a dog riding on the roof of a car? Fast food."

"What does Barack Obama call a dog show? An international buffet."

Even the campaign got into the act. weeks ago, top Obama aid David Axelrod tweeted a photo of Bo riding with the president in his limo with the caption: "How loving owners transport their dogs."

Now a Romney advisor has retaliated with a revised caption, "In hindsight, a chilling photo."

Mitt Romney himself commented on it: "I think this campaign is gonna ultimately be about jobs not dogs."

Maybe that will ultimately be true, but on this day it was a "dog-eat-dog campaign."

Moose closes her story by saying "'I'd take the roof of Mitt Romney's car over the roof of Barack Obama's mouth and day. Already, we are feeling overstuffed with a leg of lab and rin tin tin tartar, not to mention, takeout from the Boston terrier market.

romney is a moron i mean mormon hehehehe
__________________
TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com
brassmonkey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote