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Originally Posted by garce
That's because its actual, straight-up coffee without the pussy shit you gay men crave. Timmy's will half-heartedly sell you a shitty Frothy-Iced-Cinna-Mocha-Frappa-Latte - but then we will all laugh at you behind your back.
Tim's sells that fancy shit - but they dont like selling it. You walk into a Tim Horton's and order THAT crap and they post pictures of you on their Facebook page and laugh. And you can't sue them because, well, you're a pussy. And American.
Walk into Tim's, ask for a black coffee. I do not want cream. I do not want sugar. Give me some straight up caffiene. Grow some hair on your chest and grow a spine.
Your coffee is like your beer. Room temperature frothy piss.
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Having lived in Central America, I can tell you with some authority, Tim Hortons is shitty coffee. Get yourself a passport, travel outside of Canada and get some life experience of your own. The coffee in gas stations in Costa Rica is better than Tim Horton's.
Also, I'm not American, I'm Canadian you dipshit.