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Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo
holy shit I am CRYING.
My friend hates getting mass text messages. I might buy a pre-paid phone just to do this to him.
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Just get a google voice number and you can type it online, here's one I did to a friend....
Me: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You now will receive fun daily facts about CATS! >0< 7:01 AM
Me: Cats use their tales for balance and have nearly 30 bones in them! <To cancel Daily Cat Facts, reply 'cancel'> 7:02 AM
Me: Would you like to receive a Cat Fact every hour? <reply 'Tfdfekf985' to cancel> 7:02 AM
Becky: Stop texting this phone!!! i never signed up for cat facts when i hate cats! 7:10 AM
Me: Command not recognized. You now have a <year> subscription to Cat Facts and will receive fun <hourly> updates! 7:11 AM
Me: In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts! 8:39 AM
Becky: Stop! I dont want cat facts! i will report u as harassment! Stop! 8:41 AM
Me: Command not recognized. Please let us know you are human to cancel by completing the following sentence: 8:41 AM
Me: Your favorite animal is the <blank> 8:42 AM
Becky: Dog! 8:42 AM
Becky: Dog! 8:43 AM
Me: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>! 8:43 AM
Me: Welcome to Cat Facts! Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at The Crystal Palace in London? Mee-wow! 8:45 AM
Becky: Stop texting me! 8:45 AM
Becky: I Hate cats! 8:46 AM
Becky: And i will file a law suit for harassment! Stop! 8:47 AM
Me: Thanks for texting Cat Facts! Remember, every time you text Cat Facts you will receive an instant Cat Fact. To cancel reply with 'TYrfgdgfgreh558ee' 8:47 AM
Becky: I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS! STOP! 8:48 AM
Me: COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Did you know there are over 100 distinct breeds of domestic cats? Plenty of furry love! 8:49 AM
Becky: TYrfgdgfgreh558ee 8:50 AM
Becky: And u are INCORRECT, I HATE CATS! 8:52 AM
Me: COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators. <To cancel Cat Facts reply with 76dfdmmm78rybdfdsfe555ehg6> 8:52 AM
Me: You want to cancel? Please answer the following question to confirm you are human: 8:54 AM
Me: Your favorite animal is the <blank> 8:54 AM
Becky: Dog! 8:58 AM
Me: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>! 8:59 AM
Becky: No! im calling my attorney now! 9:01 AM
Me: If you would like to sign him up for Cat Facts please reply with his cell number <normal rates apply> 9:04 AM