Originally Posted by CDSmith

Speaking of breastfeeding there was a woman in a public park breastfeeding her toddler.

A homeless guy, thinking the boy looked a little old to be breastfed and probably old enough to talk, walked up to the rather attractive young mother and said with a friendly smile "S'cuse me ma'am..."

and then, as he pointed at her other breast, said "Your son invited me to dinner"


:D