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Tom_PM · 05-14-2012, 01:55 PM

It's easy to nail down the contestants on hells kitchen..

First of all, they nearly all have to be heavy smokers. At least 1 has to have a full body of tattoo work and/or piercings beyond just ears. Every other word has to be bleeped. At least one person has to be a total bitch/dick who everyone hates each episode, but will make it nearly to the end. One overweight male contestant will be a whiny, sweating slab of dead weight until he cries and quits.

That should make for a good season. It has for x number of seasons so far.

05-14-2012, 01:55 PM
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	It's easy to nail down the contestants on hells kitchen.. First of all, they nearly all have to be heavy smokers. At least 1 has to have a full body of tattoo work and/or piercings beyond just ears. Every other word has to be bleeped. At least one person has to be a total bitch/dick who everyone hates each episode, but will make it nearly to the end. One overweight male contestant will be a whiny, sweating slab of dead weight until he cries and quits. That should make for a good season. It has for x number of seasons so far. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.