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Old 05-15-2012, 07:14 PM  
garce
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asdasd VS Mr.Maxwell. You Choose - They lose! A No Bars Unheld Domination Match For The Front Page!

The fate of the front page (also known as "the only page anyone reads"...) will be decided tonight. Or tomorrow. Maybe next week. Or never... Meh!

I KNOW I'm fucking insane. You know it, too. That makes me the perfect judge for this battle. I'm nuts, but at least I won't hog the whole fucking front page of GFY with my idiocy...

THESE bad motorfingers WILL! (Ronnie, R.I.P. Forgive me...)

They'll fake nick! They'll suck dick! They'll pull out the racist card and pull out the bottle - ANY cheap shot will do the trick...

Without further adieu, Ladies and Gentle Men. I introduce this evening's combustable combatantssss...

In the black drunks (Oops - I meant trunks...), weighing in at over 300 years of oppression, stands a man who only has three THREE! functioning letters on his keyboard - Mr. asdasdadsdadsdadsdadsdasd - Formerly known as "That black dude who likes to spam his tube site at GFY!" Hmmm.... er.... Yeah, that guy...

In the other corner... Ok, vomiting on the floor in the other corner... Wearing the, well - um... heavily stained trousers... is the ONE! The ONLY! Mr. Maxwell. Ignore the urine and vomit dripping off this white boy (I don't know who or what he is - he just reads white...). This Mr. Maximumbation is one formaldehyde-able opponent. He stinks like death because he brings death with his stink!

Get ready to ruuuumnmmmmmmmmmmbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!!!

Mr. Maxwell VS the soon-to-be-banned asdasd... Who crazy here?
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