I read this on another board and thought I'd share cause it gave me a little laughter
He said,
"I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in it."
She said,
"you wear pants don't you?"
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He said,
"What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?"
She said,
"turn sideways &look in the mirror!"
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'Why are blonde jokes so short?"
"So men can remember them."
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"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?"
"We don't know; it has never happened."
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"Why is it difficult to find men
who are sensitive, caring &good-looking?"
"They already have boyfriends."
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"Why are married women heavier than single women?"
"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to
the fridge."