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Old 05-24-2012, 12:06 PM  
kane
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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way View Post
I caught my gf humping a pillow for obvious reasons once.

Was fairly awesome...
LOL that would rock.

In my GF's defense I wasn't home. I had been gone all day. She got off work and decided to take a shower. I came home while she was in there. I walked into the bathroom to tell her I was home so she didn't hear someone in the house and freak out and when I walked in she had the shower head on pulse and was having a very good time with it.

I said, "I don't want to interrupt, please don't stop, I just wanted you to know I was home so you didn't hear me and think it was a break in or something."

She screamed, jumped back, dropped the shower head and water started shooting in all directions. It was pretty funny.
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