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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer
Tell her to french kiss your ass so she can see what it's like kissing her.
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#LOL
Dumped her a while back. That article is on point because my mouth would end up tasting (and smelling) like hers if I didn't immediately brush, floss and rinse before leaving her place.
Because of her, I used to keep a bottle of listerine in the glove compartment of my Jeep. It was that serious. Even had to take chlorophyll tablets for a few weeks after dumping her to flush out my digestive tract.
The thing is that she was rich as fuck, so I was one of the few persons who actually had the balls to tell her.