Cut and paste technique courtesy of DVTimes:
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There is no just ground, therefore, for the charge brought against me by certain ignoramuses?that I have never written a moral tale, or, in more precise words, a tale with a moral. They are not the critics predestined to bring me out, and develop my morals:?that is the secret. By and by the ?North American Quarterly Humdrum? will make them ashamed of their stupidity. In the meantime, by way of staying execution?by way of mitigating the accusations against me?I offer the sad history appended,?a history about whose obvious moral there can be no question whatever, since he who runs may read it in the large capitals which form the title of the tale. I should have credit for this arrangement?a far wiser one than that of La Fontaine and others, who reserve the impression to be conveyed until the last moment, and thus sneak it in at the fag end of their fables.
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That IS fucking humour.
TL;DR. What's worse? Me being insane, or you being lazy and illiterate? You're looking at one of the single greatest snippets of American literature written by the greatest American poet and novelist next to (arguably) Mark Twain. One of Poe's weaker and more flippant works (written - as I often write - out of anger and frustration), but still better than anything that has come along in the last 200 years.
And the whole story is - sadly - relevant when you take Jayne Mansfield's ultimate fate into account.
Bum-bum!