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garce · 06-11-2012, 05:59 PM

I had to post this because the only way that New Jersey - and that pussiest of pussies Martin Brodeur - will ever lose is if I predict that they will win.

I believe in karma. I want New Jersey to win. Because I want them to win, they are now fucked. That over-paid, entiltled, cry-baby pussy Martina Brodeur (who is an even bigger suck than Patrick WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!!) needs to retire before the league hands him yet another championship.

After L.A. wins, my karma will be cleared.

Relevant Google search: How Many Canadians are on The L.A. Kings?
Answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Kings

Ok, that had nothing to do with anything. Big old wall of text, though... Let's try again...

How many Canadians are under contract to the Los Angeles Kings?
Okie dokie. Different question, same result from Google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Kings

New query: Canadian player team Los Angeles win Kings. Same link...
Complete nonesense version: canadian Los player angeles win cup. Same link as before. Google can't tell the difference between nonesense and specific queries...

You guys rely on this joke of a search engine for your income? Yeah... Anyway - Go L.A.

Looking at things from a different angle (because you really didn't like what I just typed...) - if you pare these searches down to a simple "Stanley cup", you get a picture of Martin Brodeur from SI.com. About as relevant as the lint I picked out from between my hairy old man toes an hour ago.

No conspiracy - no Jonathan Quick, either. Just sad irony starring a fat 40 year old overweight French Canadian.

Go Kings, Go!

Even if Google doesn't have a clue about the Kings, I do - and they've earned this shot at the cup. They deserve it. Its hard overcoming New Jersey's 30 year history of stifling defensive "hockey" (New Jersey + Hockey = funny!). Brodeur won his cups because of the hard working men in front of him. How many cups has Brodeur won without Scott Stevens? Let me count 'em...

I can't even support this argument because Google is just returning a wall of text pile of crap from Wikipedia - and I'm not interested in reading for an hour just to confirm a simple query.

Go Devils! Well, I mean Kings.

Goodbye Martin (I cry like a little French bitch) Brodeur. Maybe when you're inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2013 you could do the honourable thing and hand your plaque over to Scott Stevens. Then suck his dick on prime-time television.

Haha. Go L.A. Hah!

Goo Kings Goo. Respect my authoritah!

06-11-2012, 05:59 PM
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Prediction: New Jersey Wins The Stanley Cup 4-3 Over L.A In Game Seven.. I had to post this because the only way that New Jersey - and that pussiest of pussies Martin Brodeur - will ever lose is if I predict that they will win. I believe in karma. I want New Jersey to win. Because I want them to win, they are now fucked. That over-paid, entiltled, cry-baby pussy Martina Brodeur (who is an even bigger suck than Patrick WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!!) needs to retire before the league hands him yet another championship. After L.A. wins, my karma will be cleared. Relevant Google search: How Many Canadians are on The L.A. Kings? Answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Kings Ok, that had nothing to do with anything. Big old wall of text, though... Let's try again... How many Canadians are under contract to the Los Angeles Kings? Okie dokie. Different question, same result from Google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Kings New query: Canadian player team Los Angeles win Kings. Same link... Complete nonesense version: canadian Los player angeles win cup. Same link as before. Google can't tell the difference between nonesense and specific queries... You guys rely on this joke of a search engine for your income? Yeah... Anyway - Go L.A. Looking at things from a different angle (because you really didn't like what I just typed...) - if you pare these searches down to a simple "Stanley cup", you get a picture of Martin Brodeur from SI.com. About as relevant as the lint I picked out from between my hairy old man toes an hour ago. No conspiracy - no Jonathan Quick, either. Just sad irony starring a fat 40 year old overweight French Canadian. Go Kings, Go! Even if Google doesn't have a clue about the Kings, I do - and they've earned this shot at the cup. They deserve it. Its hard overcoming New Jersey's 30 year history of stifling defensive "hockey" (New Jersey + Hockey = funny!). Brodeur won his cups because of the hard working men in front of him. How many cups has Brodeur won without Scott Stevens? Let me count 'em... I can't even support this argument because Google is just returning a wall of text pile of crap from Wikipedia - and I'm not interested in reading for an hour just to confirm a simple query. Go Devils! Well, I mean Kings. Goodbye Martin (I cry like a little French bitch) Brodeur. Maybe when you're inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2013 you could do the honourable thing and hand your plaque over to Scott Stevens. Then suck his dick on prime-time television. Haha. Go L.A. Hah! Goo Kings Goo. Respect my authoritah!