Originally Posted by mavruda

They offer good health insurance - for venereal diseases.
I wonder if they would hire my hairy ass since I'm a dude.
I'd love to have some chat with the colleagues in kitchen on a cup of coffee - while we talk about the weather.

- it's so cold today - oh look ! my nipples are hard!
- yeah - i figured that out. I'm hard too ( the last thing would be if there is air conditioner blowing warm air in room - I'm grown up person and I can't lie myself or anyone that cold cannot kill my enthusiasm. However this inspired me to do the things below: