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Originally Posted by sperbonzo
Now if the government would just ban cars, traffic fatalities would go WAY down.
Ban pools and drownings drop quite a bit.
Ban alcohol and liver problems are cut by half.
Ban walking outside without sunscreen and skin cancer goes down.
Ban showers that don't have safety harnesses and slip and fall injuries decrease.
Ban skiing and injures on the slopes will disappear.
Ban skateboards and a ton of teenage trauma wounds would stop.
Ban any food with fat and there will be fewer strokes and less heart desease.
Ban large speakers and people won't hurt their hearing.
Ban.......
Lets just take away all choice and everyone will live to be a healthy 100 years old!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!
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You know, I'm forty-three years old and I've been blessed with good health - Never had any issues. I smoked from age 15 or so (back in the day when the high schools had smoking lounges) and drank a lot. I was always a runner and have jogged every morning of my life (including this morning); When I was a teen I used to jog two miles to a secret stash of smokes so I could smoke every morning!
Now I've quit smoking, quit drinking, completely quit fast food, and quit drinking soda.
I feel fucking great.
I don't think we should ban swimming, but if Cancer is the biggest killer and we can stop it... I think we should.