"By law we have to allow you to opt out but we must charge you a fee"
Titanium option $249.99

Still takes 36 Hours! That lazy bastard LOL
I bet he dont get ONE mofo to send the $200 for the "Standard" opt out... May take up to 96 hours.
Oooh damn. Better go with Titanium I guess

lol
For $99.99 (Silver Option) you can remove ONE item, YOUR choice LOLOLOLOLOL
Copper Option: Free after 180 days of charitable work LOLOLOLOL
OMG, this guy is too much.