Okay since everyone is having a tough time with sales these days I have a new idea that might help make ends meet.
We start emailing people that we hung out with George Clooney, Ice Cube and the other crummy actor in Iraq shooting the film and we stole the gold bricks and it was really made of real gold but all we need now is someone to pay for the storage faculty to store it until the coast is clear and that's only a couple hundred bucks a month and if they send us the money we'll toss them a brick of gold when it's safe to do so.
Man, you can even keeping asking for next month's rent.
Okay, ready, go...
