Shotsie

I actually did read some of it out of curiosity - just to see what all these middle-aged soccer moms were flicking their beans over. It's fucking ridiculous and horribly written. This reclusive billionare, twenty-something "industrialist" - who looks just like Robert Pattison because the story originated as a piece of Twilight fan fiction - who made huge sums of money in the way that women think ?industrialists? make money, which is: they don?t know. So he just owns a bunch of factories where things are made by hand right here in the good old U S of A and a bunch of farms where man and beast alike are treated ethically and humanely. So when he's asked about his massive hoard of non-inherited money bootstrapped from nothing with the sweat of his brow - the man, who is under thirty, speaks of how he ?knows people? and the key is his forty thousand employees, all of whom he has hand-selected and pays what they?re worth and listens to their ideas and blah blah blah - He just takes time out of his billionare day to track down this barely legal cub reporter who interviewed him about his fortune for her school paper and make her his fuckslave.

So he does all kinds of shit to her. He duct tapes her to a chair, blindfolds her, gags her, beats the shit out of her, pulls a tampon out of her cooch and then fucks her period pussy and sprays hot, salty jizz all over her face. Some other shit, too, I just kind of skimmed it.