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garce · 06-29-2012, 05:14 PM

Jesus actually was a black man - or at least close enough that you couldn't tell the difference.

If Jesus boarded a plane today, you asshats would be soiling your panties, dialing 911, and crying for Homeland Security to save you from the sermonizing terrorist. Even worse: If Jesus happened to have an itchy foot - or scratched his balls (He WAS human after all), you fucks would take him down and kill him before the plane touched ground. That ARAB had explosives hidden in his underpants, Mr. Authority, Sir! We had to kill him.

Never mind the second coming... you fucks wouldn't even let Jesus come once.

All those generic camel-riding Middle Eastern men with unkempt facial hair and linen headgear that you pussies cry about, and Adam Sandler makes fun of? That was how Jesus looked - probably worse. No deodorant. No showers. No Irish Spring. No OxyClean... Just nasty. Not a pretty white boy hanging off a cross, though. Far from it.

Jesus died about 1,800 years before the United States of America even existed. He did NOT die for YOUR sins. Its a lot more complicated than that. Just ask Benny Hinn. It'll cost you twenty bucks, but I'm sure he'll clear things up for you.

I can put on a Toronto Maple Leaf jersey from 1967, yet I don't deserve a championship ring. You can scream "God Bless Americuh!" from whatever pulpit your false prophets decide to spew their vitriol from, but when Jesus was hanging from the cross I don't think he was too concerned about any civilization that did not yet exist.

Religion in America is about making money. It has nothing to do with spirituality, God, or Jesus Christ. Its all about sucking dimes out of the naive and the gullible.

And as long as you continue to suck your God's tit, China will happily continue to fuck you in the ass.

06-29-2012, 05:14 PM
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Jesus actually was a black man - or at least close enough that you couldn't tell the difference. If Jesus boarded a plane today, you asshats would be soiling your panties, dialing 911, and crying for Homeland Security to save you from the sermonizing terrorist. Even worse: If Jesus happened to have an itchy foot - or scratched his balls (He WAS human after all), you fucks would take him down and kill him before the plane touched ground. That ARAB had explosives hidden in his underpants, Mr. Authority, Sir! We had to kill him. Never mind the second coming... you fucks wouldn't even let Jesus come once. All those generic camel-riding Middle Eastern men with unkempt facial hair and linen headgear that you pussies cry about, and Adam Sandler makes fun of? That was how Jesus looked - probably worse. No deodorant. No showers. No Irish Spring. No OxyClean... Just nasty. Not a pretty white boy hanging off a cross, though. Far from it. Jesus died about 1,800 years before the United States of America even existed. He did NOT die for YOUR sins. Its a lot more complicated than that. Just ask Benny Hinn. It'll cost you twenty bucks, but I'm sure he'll clear things up for you. I can put on a Toronto Maple Leaf jersey from 1967, yet I don't deserve a championship ring. You can scream "God Bless Americuh!" from whatever pulpit your false prophets decide to spew their vitriol from, but when Jesus was hanging from the cross I don't think he was too concerned about any civilization that did not yet exist. Religion in America is about making money. It has nothing to do with spirituality, God, or Jesus Christ. Its all about sucking dimes out of the naive and the gullible. And as long as you continue to suck your God's tit, China will happily continue to fuck you in the ass.