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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ
Rarely go to the movies theaters anymore due to my homes system is perfect etc. Anyway, last week I went to see prometheus in 3d and sat behind a cocky 14 year old texting 1/3 of the movie. I said, alright give it a rest so we all can watch the movie. He ignored me. I say again, look, you and your friends can't possibly be 18 in a rated "R" movie so let's give it a rest. He replied, mind my own business.
5 minutes later I lean forward and say, if you don't fucking put that phone away you gay emmo fuck, I am going to shove it up your ass and it will be impossible to call mommy for help that way. He puts it away.
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That's an everyday occurrence at the theatre these days. Little shits on the cellphones long after the movie starts. My wife once dumped her entire large cup of Coke down the back of a kid's shirt collar - he'd gotten mouthy with her after she'd politely asked him to shut the phone off.
A few months back a chick sat about 6-7 seats away with a tablet and played with it during the movie. I finally had enough...got out of my seat to to "take a piss" and on the way by knocked it out of her hands with my knee. Made a great sound hitting the floor as I said, "Ooops...maybe shouldn't have had it out, eh."