Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Rarely go to the movies theaters anymore due to my homes system is perfect etc. Anyway, last week I went to see prometheus in 3d and sat behind a cocky 14 year old texting 1/3 of the movie. I said, alright give it a rest so we all can watch the movie. He ignored me. I say again, look, you and your friends can't possibly be 18 in a rated "R" movie so let's give it a rest. He replied, mind my own business.

5 minutes later I lean forward and say, if you don't fucking put that phone away you gay emmo fuck, I am going to shove it up your ass and it will be impossible to call mommy for help that way. He puts it away.