Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

The opening sentence made it pretty clear you were spewing a line of garbage so I went into skim mode: "I wish you were right, buddy, because my grandparents opened an investment account for me back when I was 9 years old and let me pick the stocks." blah blah blah. For funsies I went back and read that post and I was RIGHT. Carefully...crafted...bullshit.

Again, who are my bros? I'm really interested in that.