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Old 07-10-2012, 09:24 AM  
Rochard
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham View Post
Here's your real problem. I got an email from Playboy asking me to review playboy.com. Grew up with Playboy and it's one of my favourite brands and styles, along with Penthouse. Could never shoot, yet spent hours jerking off to the magazine and videos. Plus anything with that glamour style edge to it. Today I get more of a kick out of watching a soft core scene on HBO than the in your face porn. So looking forward to getting a free pass.

Only to be disappointed.

Firstly had problems finding the members button here. WWW.PLAYBOYPLUS.COM, this will cost affiliates traffic. didn't look at the tour, as I had a free pass.

Most of the videos I saw had the girl saying the same intro "I'm so and so from somewhere and modelling today for Playboy" I had Czech girls saying more than that. Then the video which the shooter had obviously shot in tiny clips and the editor had joined them up, with the most annoying music over the top. It was porn by numbers. It simply had no hook, nothing to pull me into the scene. As for heat, I can get more of that on HBO watching one of their series.

The photography shows exactly what online glamor shooters were up against if they wanted to sell to this end of the magazine market. IMO the membership is worth the the photo galleries alone. If you like photos. For videos, it was like the biggest collection of tour videos ever. They simply left me wanting to sign up, after I had a membership pass.

For older guys with my tastes and love this end or photography, it's a slam dunk. Would you know to promote this site so it's able to fulfil your marketing?

So many think as if their problems end after the guy signs up. They start right up again when he's looking for a new site to join. Because he's been over sold to so many times before. He's grown increasingly sceptical of the promises made by affiliates. If the tour doesn't nail him with the content, you lose him.

and just to add to member displeasure. If he downloads the pictures, they don't come down in sequence, due to the way the programmer numbered them.

1.10.11and so on to 2.20.21 ending 5.50.6.7.8.9. Idiot programmer being instructed by a clueless boos.

001.002.003. and so on problem solved.
You are so full of shit it's not even funny. Do you really expect us to believe that Playboy is going to reach out to hasbeen photographer who knows nothing about webdesign, and they are going ask you to review their website?

Your really going to say someone's content "isn't hot" while you've shot the same exact totally lame crap for the past twenty years? Your content has never been hot; It's boring lame euro teen crap.
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