Just wonderin' how hip youse guys are to the long and latest conspiracy theories.
I used to laugh but damn if what was said decades ago have now come true.
Sure some of em' are outlandish but so is reality. My favorite and scariest is the 'cattle mutilations' because of all the conspiracies it's the most expensive. Dude is looking at his herd of cows, goes to roll a cig looks back up and wham! Friggin cow looks like Freddy Krueger got to it. Mind you a prime head of cattle is worth $$$$$ and ain't no insurance coverage so I doubt these boys are doin' it as a prank. Besides, you should hear em' on the phone when they've just lost a prize hefer. You ain't heard so much cussin and not been in boot camp during commandant inspection!
