Gym idiots thread, also? Some fucktard sauntered into class today with a certificate (sigh, the Internet) saying he was a 5th Dan in some bullshido art. He proceeded to tell me a jab-cross combo I was demonstrating was a "jab-jab" combo and that a cross was thrown like a hook.
When we grappled, he was submitted by everyone, including the guy who has been with us for 4 classes. In sparring, he got his ass handed to him, and asked to stop due to "injury" .. sigh.
The capper? He claimed he had to register his hands federally as deadly weapons .. that's always the give away.
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