Originally Posted by DWB

I speak a little Manwinese.

< begin loose translation >

We've already make a killing on the site and have plastered violent banners across every tube and file host on the internet, and really, we made so much money from this site already, it's retarded. You can't even imagine. Seriously, because you are just weak mortals. Everyone loved watching those bitches take hits to the face and choked half to death and we loved watching the sales come in. But we got some heat from someone, maybe one of our billing companies, and this site may threaten our entire operation, pornhub and all. So now that the money has been made and we've beat the fuck out of every porn whore in the business, it's time to pull the plug and get back to jacking your shit. Er... I mean, moving towards a pirate free internet.

See you in Vegas.

< end translation >

I may have got a few things wrong, but I did the best I could. Manwinese people are like shape shifters and there is not an official written language, so it's hard to be exact during a translation.